"By law I can do whatever I want, and I tend to, but racial caricatures are considered in poor taste by people who aren't real dickheads, these days. Once upon a time I did this Chris Rock interview, and I asked him about his habit of constantly using the word [the n word, daniel would probably say this but i don't want it in my internet footprint LMAO] in this real mean way, like he was taking something personal and self-hating out on people and getting away with it. But it got buried because I'm not supposed to say that, even though Rock had never heard the word Armenia before."

He can talk f o r e v e r.

"But I'm bad at impressions, you heard my Mexican one already. And I dunno, I grew up poor. I feel fake, all dressed up. Money's a pain in the ass."

Ugh, look at those prices. Don't people have anything more interesting to spend money on? Like drugs.

"Did you have a favorite one? Wedding, that you crashed. Kinda romantic, doing one at night."